Outrageous lies about the person above you

[Dimos]

Khan already knows it, but he won't tell ! 

[Cuddly Khan]

Somid has tried to kill me for it before... but decided against it otherwise he'd never find out.

[Dimos]

Khan told me his great secret! 

I almost died from the awesomeness!!   

[Jubal]

Dimos has no great secrets of his own.

[Dimos]

That's possibly not a lie...

Jubal is the best alien to ever reach earth and enter human society. In fact he came in a space capsule full of goodies for mankind!

[Skull]

Dimos likes smoked fish.

[Silver Wolf]

Skull likes keeping carnivorous human centipedes as his pets. He even uses the most aggressive examples as mounts on the field of battle.

[Jubal]

Wolfie knows this because he cooks and eats the feebler ones, thus ensuring more aggressive ones go on to breed the next generation. 

[Dimos]

Jubal is an evil minion of doom 

[Scarlet]

Dimos is joining him in that occupation

[Silver Wolf]

Scarlet Pimpernel makes pillows out of local kittens.

[Scarlet]

[No I don't! They go straight in the fusion reactor.]

Wolfie is just trying to cover up his peacock feather pillow business.

[Jubal]

SP's fusion reactor claims to be fed on kittens but actually they often throw owlets and puppies in to make up the volume.

[Scarlet]

[You're forgetting the foals!]

Jubal is involved in experiments to genetically modify the baby animals to be more efficient sources of power.

[Lady Grey]

Scarlet is in fact, the musical genius behind such masterpieces as 'Crank Dat Soulja Boy' and 'The Crazy Frog'.