Outrageous lies about the person above you

[Cuddly Khan]

debux can breath fire from his ears.

[Pentagathus]

Khan can't.

[Cuddly Khan]

Pentagathus is a Horse, he's a big white and black one.

[Pentagathus]

Khan is the minion whom I force to post for me, as I am incapable of typing with my hooves.

[Cuddly Khan]

Pentagathus  feeds my like a horse and he himself eats human food.

[Jubal]

The Khan is, however, secretly a double agent and also serving a camel. Called Priscilla.

[Cuddly Khan]

Jubal is that camel, Priscilla is a code name for him.

[debux]

Khan hates camels, and was hoping that no-one would ever mention them in his internet life

[Cuddly Khan]

debux, however, loves camels. He's Jubal's/Priscilla's personal servant.

[debux]

I am currently in love with Khan for seeing through that.

[Cuddly Khan]

Debux loves me, so I leave Pentagathus the horse to go and rescue him from the evil clutches of Jubal/Priscilla the camel (Because all camels are mean and evil).

P.S. This is getting a bit weird...

[Pentagathus]

When Khan says weird in this context, he actually means sexy. Which is odd.

[Cuddly Khan]

Pentagathus also agrees and wants to join in on my rescue mission.

[Scarlet]

The Khan is only too happy to accept the help of a beloved friend.

[Cuddly Khan]

Scarlet is setting up monkeys with guns to stop my march to rescue Debux from the evil clutches of Jubal/Priscilla.