Outrageous lies about the person above you

Started by Jubal, July 09, 2008, 08:36:14 PM

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comrade_general


Cuddly Khan

Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Jubal

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comrade_general

Jubal was the reason for the Boer War (kind of like Helen of Troy).

Jubal

Comrade gave the Boers the idea to steal me in the first place (kinda like Aphrodite - metaphor extension time!)
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Cuddly Khan

Jubal is my lover, that's why I started the Boer War! They stole Jubal off of me!
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Jubal

The Khan is hopeless in bed, so I didn't mind leaving.  :P
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Cuddly Khan

Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Jubal

The Khan prefers horses to humans apparently.
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Cuddly Khan

Jubal is a Centaur to be precise. Either horses or humans by themselves aren't enough for me, so I need both.
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Jubal

That's not outrageous, Centaurs are freaking awesome.  :P

The Khan didn't even get to command any forces in the Boer war.
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Cuddly Khan

Jubal didn't even get any sweetrolls or mudcrabs. :( Poor Jubsy.
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Jubal

Khan can't make food to save his life (more reasons why I left him).
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debux

It was Jubal who left Khan

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Jubal

Actually none of this was me, I've been speaking as a mouthpiece for Debux the whole time.
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