Outrageous lies about the person above you

[Gmd]

Khan has so many more posts than me he emails me about it everyday to try to make me angrily return to this site. I only returned once he stopped emailing me and his post rate dropped to below 4 posts per day which i could easily beat.

[Cuddly Khan]

Gmd really is a group of ducklings, they jump around on the keyboard when they type. (That would be so cute though. )

[Gmd]

(HOW DID U KNOW. Us ducklings have to climb up that massive hill everytime we post you know)

Kha i th ducklin tha alway fail t clim an therefor th las lette o ever wor i neve type.

[Cuddly Khan]

Gmd doesn't live on Earth. They're a group of space ducklings.

[Gmd]

Khan is currently searching for my ducklings in outer- space. He doesn't want to return to earth without discovering the ancient home world of space ducklings.

[Cuddly Khan]

Gmd is secretly planing on a duckling invasion of Earth. They are going to attempt to wipe out human existence.

[Gmd]

Shhh it's meant to be lies.

Khan will be the first to fall in the duckling invasion of earth.

[Cuddly Khan]

Gmd never grow old, they will always be yound space pirate ducklings.

[Gmd]

I was almost tempted to upgrade my picture after so many years yesterday. But decided against such lies.

Khan is actually a mature space duck departing his wise words throughout the universe.

[Cuddly Khan]

Gmd are rebellious, they don't listen to the wise words of father duck of all things.

[Gmd]

Khan's wise words became far to wide spread across the universe. The newest generation of ducklings were forced to rebel against such a singular voice. No one tells the ducklings what to do.

[Cuddly Khan]

Gmd are the leaders of all space ducklings, Gmd tells other ducklings what to do.

[Gmd]

Khan tells lies.

[Cuddly Khan]

Gmd tells full truths.

[Gmd]

Khan tells truths within his lies, but these truths are also lies.