Outrageous lies about the person above you

[Phoenixguard09]

Don't worry I had a hard time writing it too!

Debux has no carrots either.

[debux]

Phoenixguard knows the chief weapons of the Spanish Inquisition (and didn't steal me carrots)

[Phoenixguard09]

Debux doesn't use the weapons and other equipment of the Spanish Inquisition on hitchhikers.

[debux]

phoenixguard didn't copy paste a dramatic sky behind his avatar

[Phoenixguard09]

Debux didn't copy and paste a photo of my old English teacher and use it as his avatar.  

And anyway the Google search was "stormy sky" not "dramatic sky!"  

[debux]

lol, could't find the right word. And lol as well to your "lie"  

Phoenixguard knows so little about M&B that he was promoted to admin

(it's hard to come up with lies after we've lied about the other for pages   )

[Phoenixguard09]

Debux didn't appreciate my lie earlier.  

I know, its getting tough hey? But at least we don't have to keep coming up with wishes.  I think I may like this thread more than the "Corrupt a Wish" one for that reason alone.

[Captain Carthage]

Phoenixguard's ability to forget to wish has now mutated into an ability to forget to lie. (True)

[Phoenixguard09]

Nightangel doesn't confuse the $#!T out of me.  

Now are you lying in the brackets or are the brackets the truth hence showing that the "lie" is the truth?

[debux]

Phoenixguard has bought a better screen/got glasses/got new eyes

[Phoenixguard09]

Debux has done all of those things.  

EDIT* And as an aside, I have in fact been wearing my glasses.  Now I have a huge headache.

[Goldyrulz]

phoenix has not been wearing his glasses

[Phoenixguard09]

Goldy likes black stickpeople.  (That could be misconstrued in so many ways.)

I can't believe I got to 300 posts and I didn't notice.

[debux]

Phoenixguard has never spammed.

(considering I get most of my posts through spam, yours is impressive. I'm thinking of getting M&B to give you a challenge )

[Phoenixguard09]

Haha lol!  

Debux doesn't want M&B just to irrtate me.