Workshop Booze Up II - Conquering the world, one nerd at a time...

[Marcus]

Well done you. Funny, I alway see Independence Day as something small ex colonial countries like South Africa celebrate. America seem a bit too old for that now.

[comrade_general]

I still get excited on July 4th; its the one holiday we can truly call our own.   Too many "Americans" have forgotten where we came from, and it sickens me.  

[Marcus]

I guess we could celebrate Independence from the Romans day, except that we got invaded by Saxons the next day.

[comrade_general]

You should celebrate an Assimilation Day or something.  

[Marcus]

The thing is, excluding 1066, we never lost independence in the first place, we weren't annexed to anyone, we just sat there on a soggy little island shouting "Come and have a go if you think yer 'ard enough!"

[comrade_general]

Yeah, and that's why I say "assimilation" because you have assimilated other cultures over the years until you became who you are today.

[Marcus]

Ah, I thought you were saying we were assimilated. My bad. So watch out America! Try to invade us and you'll spend your days sipping tea on the lawn and playing croquet! Be afraid, be very afraid...

[comrade_general]

So watch out America! Try to invade us and you'll spend your days sipping tea on the lawn and playing croquet! Be afraid, be very afraid...

[Marcus]

Haha, did ya have a good day?

[comrade_general]

Well, my right ear is ringing so yeah, I did.

[Silver Wolf]

Somebody kissed you in the ear ?  xD

[Colonel_Ryan]

More like someone zizzled around with a bell and stucked it in his ear. Poor s.o.b.

[comrade_general]

wut  

[Marcus]

Indeed.

[Marcus]

Oh and the internet is dead. Just thought you ought to know.