Speaking of spam...

[Son of the King]

Just got this email...

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Microsoft Corporation,
40 Ryecroft Way Stopsley ,
London SW1E 5JL
England UNITED KINGDOM
FILE REF: HL/5564/03/011/MICS
BATCH: MC11/834/5PDH /EU
 
 
 
OFFICIAL WINNING NOTIFICATION
 
 
It is obvious that this notification will come to you as a surprise but please find time to read it carefully as we congratulate you over your success in the following official publication of results of the E-mail electronic online Sweepstakes organized by Microsoft, in conjunction with the foundation for the promotion of software products, (F.P.S.) held in London, United Kingdom. Were email address was randomly selected from over Three million email addresses of different people around the world without their knowledge and your email address emerged as one of the online Winning emails in the 2nd category and therefore attracted a cash award of 850,000.00 (Eight hundred and fifty Thousand pounds sterling). Our winners are arranged into four categories with different winning prizes accordingly in each category.
 
 
 
 
They are arranged in this format below:
CATEGORY      NO.OF WINNERS        WINNING PRIZES
1st.                             2                            1,000,000.00 pounds each
2nd.                            8                            850,000.00 pounds each
3rd.                            13                           350,000.00 pounds each
4th.                             27                          170,000.00 pounds each
 
 
 
We write to officially notify you of this award and to advise you to contact the processing office immediately upon receipt of this message for more information concerning the verification processing and eventual payment of the above prize to you.
 
 
 
For verification purpose be sure to include the following:
(1) Your Full Names.
(2) Your Tel/Fax numbers.
(3) Your Nationality/Country.
(4) Your contact address..
(5) Sex.
(6) Age.
(7) Occupation.
 
 
 
(8) Your Preferred Method of Receiving Your Price (From Below) Mode of Price Remittance.
(1)Courier Delivery Of your Certified Winning Cheque Name and other Documents safely to you.
 
 
 
It is important to note that your award information was released with the following particulars attached to it.
 
 
 
(1) These are your identification numbers: MCS-26799/097
(2) Award numbers: MCS-26799/097
(3) Email ticket numbers: EAASL-130877
(4) Batch numbers: MC11/834/8PDH /EU
(5) FILE REF: HL/5564/03/011/MICS
{6} Serial Numbers: McST/006/NL46560
 
 
 
To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, quote the following numbers above to the Microsoft Promotional claims manager who will by duty guide you on the step to take in collecting your prize.
 
 
 
 
***********************************************************************
M.S. PRO. ZONAL COORDINATOR.
FOREIGN TRANSFER MANAGER
SIR. ROBERT CARDEN
microsecurity_claims@careceo.com
validation_robertandrew@msn.com
MICROSOFT SECURITY DEPARTMENT (UK).
***********************************************************************
 
 
 
The Microsoft Internet E-mail lottery Awards is sponsored by Microsoft Management, The World Wide Web Consortium (W3C), Acer Computers, and a consortium of software promotion companies, The Intel Group, Toshiba, Dell Computers and other International Companies such as Yahoo, British airways, Google. The Microsoft internet E-mail draw is held periodically and is organized to encourage the use of the Internet and promote computer literacy worldwide.
 
 
Once again on behalf of all our staff,
 
 
 
 
 
 
CONGRATULATIONS!
Sincerely,
SIR. ROBERT CARDEN.
M.S.PRO. ZONAL COORDINATOR.

[debux]

Did the email in this email (lol) coincide with the one of the sender? Because if so, this guy must have spent a good deal of time to do this

Can I post one super disturbing mail I got in my spam?

[Son of the King]

The email was different . Was something completely unrelated to Microsoft...

And yeah sure .

[comrade_general]

but what if it's REAL??/?  

[Son of the King]

Then I miss out on "8 850 000.00 pounds sterling" coming from Microsoft who apparently are based halfway down a street in Luton, with a postcode from Westminster.

I think I'm willing to risk not replying .

[debux]

Nice idea to check out it's location in Google maps, or whatever it was sent from. If it wouldn't have been from a different adress, I wouldn't have been so sure it isn't real. Why would Microsoft give you money to incentive the use of internet? It's ridiculous


Okay, so this is my contribution to this: Slightly disturbing, but funny nonetheless. It was especially funny to be in the library with two friends around me when I opened it.

You've been warned, it's slightly NSFW. Not very sure about that, but I wouldn't like to be your boss if I read that from your screen

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