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Silver Wolf

#420
August 11, 2011, 11:45:05 PM
"Less of a young professional - more of an ancient amateur. But frankly, I'm an absolute dream."

Phoenixguard09

#421
August 12, 2011, 02:09:40 AM
Quote from: Nightangel on August 10, 2011, 11:55:57 PM
Great courage is required in such a situation.

Disregard all advice except mine.

You will need one motorcycle, three large petrol bombs, one clymore, one longbow and one live platypus.

Then, perform these simple steps.

1. You must ride down the street on your motorcycle, away from the exploding petrol bombs for effect.

2. You must bring the woman home on your motorcycle.

3. You must then prepare a meal from the platypus, keeping it alive for as long as possible to maintain freshness.

4. You must then travel away to fight a war. (Note: make sure to tell your woman to wait for you, they get very confused otherwise.)

5. You must then, while at war take a machine-gun emplacement using only a claymore, a longbow and your wits.

6. Finally you must return from war to a tearful reunion follow by violent love making.


Follow Night Angel's simple steps to dating and you'll have a woman in no time.

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NightAngel, are you a reincarnation of Mad Jack Churchill by any chance? :D

On the other hand, that does look like a good idea. Must try that. Need to be a Claymore? I've got other swords, but no Claymore... yet...

Lol and Silver as we said to Comrade about his girl, pics or it didn't happen. :D
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Captain Carthage

#422
August 12, 2011, 11:38:03 AM
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Scum of the highest degree and don't let charitable citizens tell you otherwise.

Silver Wolf

#423
August 13, 2011, 12:35:48 AM
No luck... Turns out that she's got a long term boyfriend (5 years).

When will I find my next victim? Any bets?  :P
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CN2

#424
August 13, 2011, 12:40:04 AM
Afternoon folks ;)
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Ladyhawk

#425
August 13, 2011, 12:43:44 AM
nawww, better luck next time SW.

And hey CN2, you figure it out? ;)
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CN2

#426
August 13, 2011, 12:48:42 AM
Indeedy :D

Tis good to be back :) with new faces along with the old ones :D
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Ladyhawk

#427
August 13, 2011, 12:51:28 AM Last Edit: August 13, 2011, 12:53:19 AM by Ladyhawk95
Hahaha well, Im obviously new. Quick intro, Hi im Ladyhawk. Apparantly the only registered female. Im hoping to get more to join. ;)
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CN2

#428
August 13, 2011, 12:54:42 AM
Haha yes :) Hi, I am CN2! Nice to meet you :)

And I could of sworn we had more! Is SubRosa not around? Oh the times they have been a changing...
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Silver Wolf

#429
August 13, 2011, 01:07:21 AM
Quote from: CN2 on August 13, 2011, 12:54:42 AM
Is SubRosa not around?

No she disappeared long ago.   :(
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Goldyrulz

#430
August 13, 2011, 08:47:32 AM
Quote from: Silver Wolf on August 13, 2011, 01:07:21 AM
No she disappeared long ago.   :(

If we had a pound for everytime someone went, we'd have some money. A lot of money.

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CN2

#431
August 13, 2011, 09:22:55 AM
*Le sigh*

I am guessing you would have about £150 each..? Not including me of course :')
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Jubal

#432
August 13, 2011, 12:29:03 PM
Would we have to repay it when you got back?

Great to see you again, make yourself at home and all once more.  :)
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Silver Wolf

#433
August 13, 2011, 03:49:08 PM
Jubal I've turned this place into a mess. :P

My sincere apologies... ;)
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Jubal

#434
August 13, 2011, 04:14:07 PM
As long as you're having fun with the mess.  ;)
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