So this is what we have so far,its quite a good read we should publish it!
Once upon a dream, there was a rather old lettuce named Jon Jangle Jimmer Heimer Streupher Dorphenshmortz Hoofen Who liked playing with dead bodies, but suddenly one spontaneously combusted during a secret pagan luncheon held in Jubal's conservatory. He immediately blamed the accident on CN2, because CN2 was playing with explosives and a rusty pipe, once used in the study by Professor Plum who was having good times with Miss Scarlet's boobs.
CN2 was lynched by thirteen angry cookies because he tried to eat the mother of Jon Bon Jovi who destroyed the Vatican because it the pope had excommunicated his favourite teddy bear called Johnny Jim Jamerson. So, the Swiss made some tasty chocolate with nuts which they then put marshmallows in and shoved it in a large part of a brightly coloured mechanical big yellow duck
