It's a little sad that where the rest of the world was off doing cool things like building pyramids and great walls and creating empires, Australia's historical inhabitants were still braining each other with the same killing implements used by Australopithecines about 3 million years beforehand.
We're soooo interesting....
Ancient Egyptian Warrior: "I have a khopesh!"
Ancient Roman Legionnaire: "Die Egyptian scum, I have a gladius!"
Ancient Hunnic Horseman: "Die Roman scum, I shoot you with a bow!"
Tang Chinese Warrior: "Die Hunnic barbarian, I shoot you with a rocket launcher!"
Feudal Japanese Samurai: "Die Chinese scum, I have a katana!"
Napoleonic British Redcoat: "Die Japanese scum, I have a musket!"
Australian Aborigine: "I'll hit you with a rock!"
For what is supposedly the oldest culture on Earth, they're a bit pathetic.