Workshop Booze Up V - We're going to the future!

[Pentagathus]

But you can make the peasants bring you food if you have swords.

[Silver Wolf]

Unfortunately I see no submissive peasants around.

Being a vampire would make things so much easier.
Except going to classes during daytime.
Scratch that.

[comrade_general]

Night classes?

[Silver Wolf]

There's no such thing.

Just classes which start in the morning and end 10-12 hours later.

[comrade_general]

Take the same classes while in New Zealand?

[Silver Wolf]

Can't fly.
Too much risk.
I could catch sunrise and burst into flames.

[comrade_general]

Tunnel.

[Silver Wolf]

Carpal tunnel.

Hadron collider with me being the accelerated particle.

[comrade_general]

Now you're talking! They should build one that extends around the planet!!!

[Jubal]

I feel oddly empty.

[debux]

Beer tends to be a good filler. And bread too. I'd die for some bread with olive oil and oregano, with a bit of merkén (a chilean spice, try it if you have a chance)

[Pentagathus]

But if you were dead you wouldn't be able to eat it.

[comrade_general]

An excellent point.

[Gen_Glory]

unless you were undead and only driven by a desire to feast upon human flesh....

[comrade_general]

But he wanted bread.