Workshop Booze Up V - We're going to the future!

[Cuddly Khan]

Us Exilianites will fight for (over) you (your head) to the last.

[Pentagathus]

Well I don't know if anyone else has a bounty on your head, but if I wanted it I'd try to get it myself, hiring someone else to do it would seem a bit rude. But I'm far too lazy for such things, and I've actually forgotten why Marcuses were banished from Wibulnubniblia anyway.

[comrade_general]

Penty hath forgiven Marcuses??? What is this madness?

[Silver Wolf]

Freddie Mercury once cancelled a duet with Michael Jackson in the 1980s because Jackson insisted on bringing his llama to the studio.

Now that's just racist.

[Jubal]

And suddenly, that feeling of "where did everyone go?" returns... 

[comrade_general]

Still too soon to bring out the dead cow methinks.

[Jubal]

Living cows are better. The dead ones are a bitch to milk.

Welcome to Will, our newest citizen. 

[comrade_general]

Welcome Will!

Also,

[Lady Grey]

Welcome Will

[comrade_general]

So I was starting my turn as America when I got a message telling me that diplomatic relations between England and Spain are 'Very Poor'. What's that all about?

[Jubal]

http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=15844316

This is why I should not be allowed to have ideas.

[comrade_general]

What's this? You're on another forum?? Traitor! 

[Jubal]

Eep! *hides*

[comrade_general]

So I was starting my turn as America when I got a message telling me that diplomatic relations between England and Spain are 'Very Poor'. What's that all about?

What about this then?

[Jubal]

They don't think Britain should own Gibraltar 'cos it's right next to Spain. The population of Gibraltar, on the other hand, are all Brits.

Recently the Gibraltar government put in some new fake reef or something and Spain thinks it's to be an asshole to their fishermen and Spain are putting in new border checks with Gibraltar which are leading to massive queues and it's all a bit silly really.