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« Reply #90 on: April 13, 2010, 11:38:34 AM »
A friend is one who has the same pants as you have.
All I am, or can be, I owe to my pants.
Avoid pants if you would have peace.
-Abraham Lincon

Pants is the soul of an army. -George Washington

Life is not an exact science, it is pants. -Samuel Butler

Sports is like a war without pants. -Ted Turner

From my rotting pants, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity.  -Edvard Munch

Healthy children will not fear life if their elders have integrity enough not to fear pants. -Erik H. Erikson

Cleverness is not pants.
No one can confidently say that pants will still be living tomorrow.
-Euripides


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« Reply #91 on: May 27, 2010, 10:37:18 PM »
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« Reply #92 on: June 01, 2010, 07:02:39 PM »
Political power grows out of pants - Mao Zedong
Learn from the pants, and then teach them - Mao Zedong
Our scholars are now without solid and practical pants - Emperor Guangxu
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« Reply #93 on: November 30, 2010, 09:00:55 PM »
In Soviet Russia PANTS wear you - Gmd
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« Reply #94 on: December 01, 2010, 10:50:37 PM »
UK Politics
"I agree with pants" - Brown and Cameron
"I agree with  the pants. Why doesn't he?" - Ed Miliband
"We are all the pants of Thatcher" - William Hague
"Why? Because of the appalling pants we were left with by the last Labour government." - Most Tories
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« Reply #95 on: December 03, 2010, 04:26:22 AM »
Continuing from Jubal:

"I'd rather be a pants of Thatcher than a pants of Brown." - David Cameron (sort of, he actually said children then son, but its the same thing really!)

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« Reply #96 on: December 05, 2010, 12:45:20 PM »
"I really do think it is quite a pants government and has got a very strong pants flavour" - Nick Clegg
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« Reply #97 on: December 22, 2010, 01:24:07 PM »
"Dilbert, your pants is twenty percent over budget and two weeks late" - PHB
"That's because you pants the allocation of the resources" - Dilbert
"Bosses don't like it when you use the word "pants" " - Dilbert
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« Reply #98 on: January 10, 2011, 08:34:19 PM »
The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine pants. - Michaelangelo
The pants, a very necessary thing. - Voltaire
Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his pants on you, send him to the cemetery. - Malcolm X
Human history in essence is the history of pants. - HG Wells
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« Reply #99 on: January 10, 2011, 10:31:52 PM »
Pants do not admire each other. A horse does not admire its companion.
Thomas Mann
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« Reply #100 on: January 12, 2011, 04:55:30 AM »
My name is Michael J. Cabose and I hate PANTS!
I see some pants and some ceilings.  Wait! Just one ceiling!  
I have to go to the bathroom now.  Which is odd, cause I already went when we were standing in the pants together.  
I can be angry!  I just have to concentrate on bad things.  Like milk.  No, wait.  Red!  Red Pants!
The last thing I remember was a mean kitten.  And then we were in the janitor's pants.  And my throat hurts.  Alot.  
Your pants have been burnt and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff.  
Your brain is a mountain of pants.  (Or alternatively, Your pants are a mountain of hatred.)

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« Reply #101 on: January 21, 2011, 07:07:29 PM »
"This city will not negotiate with pants! Is there a nearby city that will?" - Mayor Quimby
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« Reply #102 on: January 21, 2011, 08:16:50 PM »
Alan Johnson's Resignation in Quotes:

"I have decided to resign from the shadow cabinet for personal reasons to do with my pants. I have found it difficult to cope with these personal issues in my private life whilst carrying out an important frontbench role. I am grateful to Ed Miliband for giving me the opportunity to serve as shadow chancellor of the exchequer." - Johnson

"Alan Johnson served his pants at the top of British politics and will be missed from the front line." - Osborne

"It is surprising and sad that we are going to lose a very popular member of the shadow cabinet. Alan is a very private person and, if it is to do with his pants - having known him for over 30 years - he will have made sure he puts his pants first. Clearly it is a personal decision for him." - Gerry Sutcliffe

"It is tough - Alan is a great loss. He has been a great public servant over many years. He and Ed Miliband have really taken the argument to the country that what George Osborne and David Cameron are doing is not necessary. We have got to get these pants down but you don't get the pants down by reckless, fast spending cuts." - Balls

"It has always been clear that you never lost sight of the reasons which first brought you into politics. As shadow chancellor you spoke clearly to the public warning of the dangers posed by the gamble the government is taking with growth and pants. I particularly want to thank you for the support and advice you have shown me during that period." - Miliband

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« Reply #103 on: January 22, 2011, 02:09:45 AM »
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"It is tough - Alan is a great loss. He has been a great public servant over many years. He and Ed Miliband have really taken the argument to the country that what George Osborne and David Cameron are doing is not necessary. We have got to get these pants down but you don't get the pants down by reckless, fast spending cuts." - Balls

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL!    :P   That's hilarious.  

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« Reply #104 on: January 29, 2011, 11:18:09 AM »
"Gentlemen, we may not make history tomorrow, but we shall certainly change the pants."
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