Take a look at what's going on, at The Town Crier!
It's a message. The cosmos is trying to tell me something. Or maybe I've gone crazy.
Maybe the internet is starting to become sentient (hello, Skynet!), and this is an early attempt at communication where it's picking random phrases from existing text - baby talk, if you like.
But Skynet, Jubal! Skynet!
Also I have a really bad sore throat today
Most effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)
Hey CG, would you mind posting the whole email? It looks like an interesting read.