Change a Letter III

[Jubal]

He never really strays from the road.

[comrade_general]

Well that's because I'm a toad and it's easier on the flat surface.

[Jubal]

Well, that's me told.

[comrade_general]

Try not to cake up like mold.

[Jubal]

You are a mole.

[comrade_general]

You have no sole.

[Jubal]

I focus on my SOLO career instead.

[comrade_general]

YOLO maphukka

[Tusky]

You're right! You do only LO!

Therefore I am going to immediately eat this polo mint, and dash the consequences.

[Jubal]

I meanwhile am going to travel to the South Pole.

[comrade_general]

James K. Polk was the 11th president of the United States.

[Jubal]

Did he eat pork?

[comrade_general]

Yes, with a fork.

[Tusky]

fook

[comrade_general]

FOOL of a TOOK!