Change a Letter III

[Jubal]

But can you bend a bead?

[comrade_general]

I can turn it into mead.

[Jubal]

Well, that'll help wash down a good meal.

[comrade_general]

We only eat meat pies.

[Jubal]

Oh. But Khan just threw the meat pies in the moat.

[comrade_general]

No problem, we have a boat.

[Jubal]

Can I bring my boar aboard?

[comrade_general]

Not if we have to listen to it roar.

[Jubal]

But it's cute and roan coloured.

[comrade_general]

You'll just have to loan it to someone else for now.

[Jubal]

But the boat can easily take the load.

[comrade_general]

Hit the road!

[Jubal]

There's a sign that stops you. Can't you read?

[comrade_general]

You're asking for a swift kick on your rear.

[Jubal]

Armadillo is getting real here.