Author Topic: Change a Letter III (Read 190898 times)

Jubal · « **Reply #495 on:** November 06, 2015, 11:30:23 AM »

I am not sane.

comrade_general · « **Reply #496 on:** November 06, 2015, 12:42:59 PM »

You must beat people over the head with your cane.

Jubal · « **Reply #497 on:** November 06, 2015, 02:47:19 PM »

I will be the bane of all unfortunate enough to fall in my path!

comrade_general · « **Reply #498 on:** November 06, 2015, 07:00:10 PM »

Will you have your own band of minstrels?

Jubal · « **Reply #499 on:** November 07, 2015, 09:38:57 AM »

A single travelling bard will do, I think.

comrade_general · « **Reply #500 on:** November 07, 2015, 12:16:57 PM »

That might be a bit hard to come by.

Othko97 · « **Reply #501 on:** November 08, 2015, 04:34:47 PM »

Just like a birthday card in Manchester apparently...

comrade_general · « **Reply #502 on:** November 08, 2015, 04:38:53 PM »

Guess you'll just have to make one then ya big fat lard.

Jubal · « **Reply #503 on:** November 08, 2015, 04:55:07 PM »

I am the lord of pangolins!

Othko97 · « **Reply #504 on:** November 18, 2015, 09:07:07 PM »

But can you utilise this title to defeat Rob Ford in mortal combat?

comrade_general · « **Reply #505 on:** November 18, 2015, 09:08:01 PM »

Only if he doesn't hole up in some fort.

Othko97 · « **Reply #506 on:** November 18, 2015, 09:15:15 PM »

That would make the situation harder to sort out.

comrade_general · « **Reply #507 on:** November 18, 2015, 09:19:01 PM »

Just send in an army of Mort Goldman clones until his energy is exhausted.

Othko97 · « **Reply #508 on:** November 18, 2015, 09:25:16 PM »

But what if the fort has a moat?

comrade_general · « **Reply #509 on:** November 18, 2015, 09:25:44 PM »

Use a boat, der.

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