Change a Letter III

[comrade_general]

You mean hoss.

[Tusky]

boo! hiss!

[comrade_general]

You're starting to piss me off.

[Tusky]

Let's kiss and make up 

[comrade_general]

Kass is a minstrel who travels Hyrule and sings the legends of the areas he visits whilst accompanying himself on accordion.

[Caradìlis]

I always thought Cass was short for Cassandra?

[comrade_general]

You could make a case for that.

[beebug_nic]

Didn't they wear a cape?

[comrade_general]

An anti-rape cape.

[beebug_nic]

Stares at last response in rapt silence

[comrade_general]

Raps on the side of your head; "hello, McFly, wake up".

[Caradìlis]

I'm not falling for your traps...

[comrade_general]

                         <---- This. This is how many craps I give.

[Caradìlis]

I will poison your food and you will die of stomach cramps

[comrade_general]

Just like those poor tramps down the street.