Change a Letter III

[Jubal]

Just watch out that you don't hurt your thumb.

[Glaurung]

You wouldn't want to thump something.

[Jubal]

Like a camel's hump?

[comrade_general]

Why do they call it a hump when it's more like a bump.

[Jubal]

Either, I think, can be used for such a lump.

[comrade_general]

I wonder how often camels take a dump.

[Jubal]

And how damp it gets when they do.

[comrade_general]

Damn that's gross.

[Jubal]

I can't think of any context to fit the word dame in here, but it seems like the obvious next word.

[comrade_general]

That was lame.

[Jubal]

Totally called that that'd be the next word

I should rest soon, it's getting late.

[comrade_general]

Ok mate.

[Jubal]

I also need to get my hair cut soon, looks like I'm growing a mane.

[comrade_general]

That's good. You want to look sane after all.

[Jubal]

I'm really bad at remembering to do things like that. Or even to sate my hunger or thirst.