Change a Letter III

[Glaurung]

Will that include a port?

[Jubal]

That may be a part of the construction, yes

[Tusky]

I think you should give yourself a pat on the back for your efforts

[Jubal]

Alas, I am in a pit of despair instead

[comrade_general]

Maybe you should sit this one out.

[Jubal]

I shall sit back and sip my gin instead.

[comrade_general]

That would be pretty hip.

[Jubal]

Right, let's hit the bottle then.

[comrade_general]

That's lit!

[Jubal]

Yup, and we've a lot of booze to get through

[comrade_general]

Well let me make a toast...

[Jubal]

You're all set, go ahead

[comrade_general]

If the ocean was beer and I was a duck, I would swim to the bottom and drink myself up. But the ocean’s not beer and I’m not a duck, so let’s drink these pints and get all messed up.

[Jubal]

You could eat the alcohol in a gel form too.

[Tusky]

Gee that sounds like a lot of fun!