Change a Letter III

[comrade_general]

Careful, I'll flip out on you if you do.

[Jubal]

Unless you slip and fall.

[comrade_general]

If you laugh at me I'll slap you.

[Jubal]

Yeah? Well I'll write reviews that lie about your cheese and claim it tastes like slop.

[comrade_general]

That idea is likely to flop because slop is a consistency and not a flavour.

[Jubal]

We must clearly settle this by a duel on an ice floe

[comrade_general]

But you will just flee, like a Frenchman.

[Jubal]

I will run and be free!

[comrade_general]

*SMACK*

Right into a tree.

[Jubal]

Aren't the Cree a Native American tribe?

[comrade_general]

They were, but their creed wasn't enough to protect them.

[Jubal]

If only they had been freed from the colonists' rule.

[comrade_general]

I like them French fried pertaters. Mm-hm.

[Jubal]

I cried when I read that.

[comrade_general]

I tried to understand what that meant.