Defining This Topic is Hard

[Kyzaca]

        *insert catchy hook introduction that technically has no meaning* *jargon**attempting to connect hook with thesis -thesis: i am here, be ready, it is time*
        *topic sentence(s) regarding the fate of my inevitable membership of exilian**jargon* *jargon* *attempts at making self *jargon* unique* *briefly acknowledges counter-opinion* *refutes the obviously ignorant remark lol scrub dont even try* *personal evidence**jargon* *jargon* *real world example* *commentary on evidence that absorbs topic sentence and thesis*
        *topic sentence(s) regarding future objectives of my stay and expectations* *introduces prenotions: sophistication and divinity**jargon* *jargon* *jargon* *rhetorical question* *imagery* *filler*

[SaidaiSloth]

(this guy ISN'T a spam bot)

Hullo there.

[Kyzaca]

(this guy ISN'T a spam bot)

Hullo there.

You smite me and I applauded you twice. .-.

[Oryous]

That is the most beautiful piece of literature I have ever read.

[Kyzaca]

did you all smite me

[Evildandis]

Get smited

[SaidaiSloth]

(this guy ISN'T a spam bot)

Hullo there.

You smite me and I applauded you twice. .-.

I didn't smite you :p
Psh- I mean, ORYOUS and Evildandis did.

[Cuddly Khan]

Who are all of these new peoples! More people just shortly passing by on their way around the ever expanding Internet? Just more fodder for the community of many members but little active persons? More members to add to the pointless and meaningless pile of past and present friends of Exilian? Will they stay to see this community to it's end? Will they dessert before it's over? Or will they contribute to the forever awesome Exilian?

Hello. If you would like to ask about something than just direct your questions over to me or any other of the members here tat have colourful names. Feel free to look around to see if there is anything that may interest you. And most of all, have fun!

[Jubal]

If they dessert, what kind of dessert will they want?

Have you all just come here for Banoffee Pies?

Welcome

[Cuddly Khan]

I knew I got it wrong. Damn. But I think I prefer dessert anyway.

[Kyzaca]

If they dessert, what kind of dessert will they want?

Have you all just come here for Banoffee Pies?

Welcome

That is exactly what I desire.

[Jubal]

Good, you are double welcome. Banoffee pie is the BEST THING. 

[Cuddly Khan]

But meat pies though. Mmmmmmm!

[Pentagathus]

Eeeuurgh, you are doubly not welcome. Banoffee pie is disgusting.  :/

Fixed again Joobs. You're making a lot of typos recently.

[SaidaiSloth]

Who are all of these new peoples! More people just shortly passing by on their way around the ever expanding Internet? Just more fodder for the community of many members but little active persons? More members to add to the pointless and meaningless pile of past and present friends of Exilian? Will they stay to see this community to it's end? Will they dessert before it's over? Or will they contribute to the forever awesome Exilian?

Hello. If you would like to ask about something than just direct your questions over to me or any other of the members here tat have colourful names. Feel free to look around to see if there is anything that may interest you. And most of all, have fun!

They're my friends that I met in the Ace of Spades community. We've been in clans together and stuff.