Clowns. I actually knocked out a clown after he snuck up on me and made a noise. I had an anxiety attack at the exact moment my fist hit his jaw. I apologized once we both regained consciousness. I'm not kidding i cannot go into my girlfriend's aunts house cuz she has a collection of porcelin clown all over the goddamn place.
Landing. I do not fear heights, or even falling. The sudden laborious stop at the end is what scares the hell outta me.
Twilight is a ****ing menace to society and should be burned nazi style. My girl's cousin has a room full of posters and watches it at least twice a day. It really creepy. Its romeo and juliet gone horribly, horendously wrong.
Edit: two things. One: what the ****ing ***t is up with the stars over bad language. Not cool. Second: I am a history geek. I get called on by history professors when they don't know something. I am also an introvert who shuns social contact when not absolutely necessary, but i have never had issues with women. I swear to god, and i mean this seriously and non-derogatorily, women are like dogs. They roam in packs, sense fear, will rip you to shreds if they sense hesitation and the majority of them want a calm assertive man. I mean this seriously, if you get jittery around them they will pounce like pumas, but if you are at ease they will follow suit. Watch the Dog Whisperer and repeat on women. This = instant lay.
