Omegle Lulz

[Cuddly Khan]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Hi i'm ella, how's it going and what you up to? Btw i'm also the stranger! And to prove it i will type "apple". no joke

Stranger: Apple
You: Apple
You: No, no
You: "apple"
You: There, I'm more real than you!
Stranger: APPLE
Stranger: Bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ashanorath]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: a wild POTATO appears

You: POTATO uses fear

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It's super effective

[Ashanorath]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like potatoes.
Stranger: Liams Payne Phone
Stranger: is that you?
You: POTATOES
Stranger: yeah but you need to like carrots too, i'm only looking for someone with very specific interests, sorry.
You: BIG POTATOES
You: and human brains with carrots
You: and some cheese
You: definitely some cheese
Stranger: nah i don't really like potatoes unless they have meat juice on them and are organic
Stranger: g2g sorry must find the carrot person
You: you can't eat potatoes without meat
Stranger: umm i know right
You: same as brains with no carrots
You: it's just wrong
Stranger: i ay talk about potatoes with you later ok?
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: meat and potatoes were meant to be together
Stranger: !!
You: CHEESE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Cuddly Khan]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
I'm the Stranger, to prove it I'll say "apple".

Stranger 1: banana

Stranger 2: Orange

Stranger 1: grape(s)

Stranger 2: mango

Stranger 1: kiwi

Stranger 2: starfruit

Stranger 1: pear

Stranger 2: strawberry

Stranger 1: canteloupe

Stranger 2: blueberry

Stranger 1: watermelon

Stranger 2: apple

Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Doomchild]

i found this amusing

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: m here
You: how are you?
Stranger: fine m/f?
You: arent you going to ask me how i am?
Stranger: ok , how r u doin
You: im well thanks. been up to much?
Stranger: age?
Stranger: how old are you ?
Stranger: m/f?
You: why do you want to know?
Stranger: r u kidding!!!
Stranger: im not gay
Stranger: straight
You: im sorry i dont understand what does your sexual orientation have to do with our conversing?
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: u r right
Stranger: well
Stranger: im male
You: were you hoping that this might have led to a virtual sexual experience? because i hate to dissapoint but i dont believe in cyber sex before facebook friending
Stranger: u r male too
Stranger: im 14
Stranger: wbu?
Stranger: wise man
Stranger: lol
You: im 54
Stranger: so what
You: well you asked me my age so i told you
You: you're a most confusing person to talk to
Stranger: thnx a lot
Stranger: i have to go
Stranger: bye uncle
You: farewell, nephew(i presume this is in the gangster sense rather than an odd encounter with my relation)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Pentagathus]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site
You: Hey, I'm not a drunk girl and I'm not wearing a low cut top
You: I'm wearing a dressing gown and some pjs. And I'm a dude
Stranger: Cool and I'm not a hot guy and I not jacking off and I'm a woman 40 yrs old lol
You: Good to know
Stranger: Lol Jk though
You: Do you mean that you were joking about not being a guy who's jacking off? Bit wierd.
Stranger: Yes joking, I'm a girl 15
Stranger: Not a guy and not jacking off
Stranger has disconnected.

People on here are weird.

[Silver Wolf]

Still suspicious.

[Death Nade]

There's so many douche bags on Omegle , I challenge you guys to have an intelligent conversation with someone on there...

[Death Nade]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey how are you?
Stranger:
You: Excellent
Stranger: sounds good, where are you from?
You: My names Ben Dover and i come from a little place in western America called Brown Town
Stranger: great I haven't heard of that town but sounds cool in California?
You: Yeah its good, can get a bit smelly though
You: Sometimes you get these massive great dust stroms
You: They leave everything browny yellow for days
You: storms*
Stranger: bet lol like a desert yeh? I felt a little like that when I was in egypt
Stranger: probably coz it's dry also there yeh?
You: Yeah its located in a desert'
You: yup
You: thats the one
Stranger: gotcha but I bet it's so pretty there, deserts are (:
You: So warm, and surprisingly humid for a desert as well
Stranger: that's interesting !
You: i wouldnt call it pretty, heaping lumps of pebbles and massive logs everywhere
Stranger: Oh I see..
Stranger: sounds like Texas lol
You: I wouldnt know
Stranger: yeah.. so, how old are you?
You: woah woah woah, too far bruzz.
You have disconnected.

(Pulled this badboy off myself ).

[Silver Wolf]

Why so normal?

Off the hook conversions have always been the whole point of omegle.

[Death Nade]

Yeah i suppose so, when i say "douche bags" however i mean those people that just go on there for some kind of hanky panky. I, and i'm sure all of you fella's on here are the same , dont go in for those kinds of shenanigans. Lol.

[Silver Wolf]

Question to discuss:
What are some ideas to make an ex-best friend cry?

Stranger: kill him.

You: Onions.

Stranger: should to the job

Stranger: or just hurt him

You: Lots of onions.

Stranger: onions is good.

You: Stuff them in his eyes and nose.

You: If he still holds on...

You: Try the holy passage.

Stranger: onions is probably more effective than hurting too.

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Question to discuss:
Hey, I'm feeling tired. My times gone today, i flirt with suicide. Sometimes that's okay

You: i flirt with potatoes

You: and chicks

Stranger: same ^

Stranger: not same ^

You: The feathery ones

Stranger: same ^

You: And i like cabbage and turnip

Stranger: not same ^

You: Sometimes I flirt with them too.

Stranger: same ^

You: I like to shove them up my nose and pretend that we're best friends.

Stranger: i did that with an apple once

Stranger: good times

You: But I know that we want more than that.

You: Apples are also nice.

Stranger: you're portugaling weird

Stranger: i like you

You: I like their bottoms.

You: I like you too stranger!

Stranger: thx stranger x0x0x0x

You: We share the passion for molesting fruit and vegetables.

Stranger: isn't it lovely

Stranger: i would like you more if you were australian

You: No, but I have relatives there.

You: And friends.

Stranger: so do i

Stranger: i also have all my possessions there

You: And restraining orders.

Stranger has disconnected.



And this:
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[comrade_general]

I invented the ikr acronym. Just fyi.

[Clockwork]

I invented fyi, btw.

[Death Nade]

I came up with btw, cbs creating anymore.