Exilian Pub Out Of Context

[kjelda]

"Are we being dangled out of a window again?"
"I love bullying." and in the same category: "I portugalin love incels."
"You're grateful. I mean, you're welcome."

[Jubal]

In future, someone should remind me that I cannot in fact deal with that level of chaos with more wine, because I will never be able to consume that much wine.

[Jubal]

'they delivered the food 20 mins early and I was balls deep in a gelatinous cube'
'Being batman is a property passed down through consumption'

'I would accept a scythe as a birthday gift'

[Spritelady]

Gelbatinous cube

[kjelda]

"If I worked in a factory, I'd become a cheese villain" - Pinky

[Jubal]

"One of the reasons I'm dwelling on gelatinous cubes so much is that I've just got funding from the government."

[dubsartur]

"Russia has an Evil Gherkin"

"tentacle putin is a disconcerting thought"

(if sources want to be named, please say so in this thread)

[Jubal]

"Some people like licking each other, in the right circumstances."

[Spritelady]

""I'd love my wife more if she knitted me a straitjacket" - Psyanotek

[Jubal]

Person A: "Did you have to fend off a Russian invasion or defend your civil liberties recently?"
Person B: "No, but I joined a whatsapp group in which people are sending far too many messages and it's stressing me out, and that's almost the same thing."
Person C: "Next you'll have to make a phone call."


"It goes in cycles, but every now and then I just get the urge to go and portugal armadillo up!"


"The pile of sh*t could be sort of ski slope shaped, so it would actually decelerate you. You might get some quite nasty friction burns, but..."
"No, yeah, that could work!"

...

"I believe the point at which no pile of armadillo could be big enough is known as the Prigozhin point."


In chat: "imagine laying in an insufficient pile of poop, breathing your last breath, and regretting not spending 40 pounds on that one paper that one time"

[psyanojim]

'Gilgamesh' is a hell of a thing to shout during an orgasm

[Jubal]

"My partner said 'I don't think about it very much'. So I started thinking about it more."

"Dings don't give me dopamine "


"You don't have any bi related spam?"

"I don't think many people get into the online drug selling business thinking 'I'm going to pass this down to my children and grandchildren'."


"I stack things on having to pee"

"Just get a pony and wagon - much better for your posture"

[Jubal]

This is in theory commercially confidential, but nyeeeeeeh - anon


"Everybody likes death rays, right?"
"Yeah, I'd build one if I had the money."


"I'm pretty sure I wasn't capable of getting anyone pregnant when I started making dad jokes."


"I really liked those movies - they were like comfortable socks."

[dubsartur]

"The youth today they're all on their phones, they don't know how to mug anyone any more."

incongrous helmet

I don't know how to deal well with any additional income coming in

[Jubal]

incongrous helmet

I had forgotten about the incongruous helmet! Thank you for committing it to eternity (or as much of eternity as this forum thread will exist for, which probably isn't a lot, but even so).