Exilian Pub Out Of Context

[Florp]

"Some of us have a partner behind us and some of us have a playboy sign"

[Jubal]

"80 in 1 shower gel: it's hair, body, conditioner, toothpaste, motor oil..."


"Kjelda's face has a set of expressions going across it that suggest she's googling couches."


"What should I imagine when I envisage an oscillating penis?"


"I know we're Dutch, but you can't be that Dutch."

[Jubal]

"I didn't intend to fix all the problems of the universe"
"What else are you going to do with your weekend? That's all I ever do. Well, that and knitting."

[dubsartur]

Scipio Americanus ... some wires got crossed

[Jubal]

"They've hacked the train, they could be anywhere by now - but they'll still be on the tracks."


"You're in a cult? I want details! Initiation ceremonies, ranks, everything!"

...

"Does it have punishments?"
"You could have said that with a little less glee."


"It's not about the length of the hat, it's about the girth."

[Florp]

"By contrast, I think the Knights Templar were more a bunch of people who wore stupid large hats and acted like pricks."

[Jubal]

"If you look past the fascists, the mountains behind are lovely."

[Rob_Haines]

"I think I know the provenance of all my cloaks."

[Jubal]

"And people kept asking the chatbots awful things like what race should be eradicated."
"Egg and spoon!"

[Jubal]

"Do you not know who I am, you ferret-fiddling pillock?!"

[dubsartur]

"Are we saying that YouTube shorts aren't very fashionable to wear?"

[Jubal]

"...and influencers, by and large, don't have anything interesting to say."


"You may well be very fashionable - I wouldn't notice."
"I have a very fashionable top 25%"


"I tried to be complimentary and failed, hate it when that happens."
"Well, I like destroying compliments, so"


"What are you, some kind of larval form of human?"


"Strong caterpillar energy! I mean that in the nicest possible way."
"You mean he's going to turn into something beautiful but very temporary in the future?"
"He's also quite green and hairy."


"The 17th century was the 1 star TripAdvisor review of the last thousand years."

[dubsartur]

"They barely do any assassinating and they are a faction of assassins, they just seem to be the kind of assassin who stands on a rooftop in cool capes all the time."

"very famous medieval Armenian church"

"the internet ad we would all click on would be "portugaling lunatics in your area want to meet YOU click here""

[Jubal]

"but it's cheaper, so go portugal yourself I guess"


"I'm better at back-end, my friend's better at front-end, we're better if you put us together."
*cackles of laughter*
"...am I the only person imagining a pantomime horse here?"
"Yes."


"The crucial thing is that your cow inseminator is getting elected."


"The thing to remember about almost all American criminal law is that there isn't any."