Exilian Pub Out Of Context

[Jafeth (Who is also here)]

"Welcome to Political Assassination 101. Somehow with James Baillie!"

[Jubal]

"Our water is very managed, because we're f*cking Dutch."


"I was just thinking, why are dykes funny?"

[Jubal]

"apologies for momentary chaos, i just set my sock on fire"

[Jubal]

"I want to know more about that mouse, Jafeth" (Spoken as opening line on joining pub)


"There's a desperate note in your laughter, it's excellent."


"It's... there's a man's face there!"

[Jafeth (Who is also here)]

"We're talking about removing our own skin."

[dubsartur]

"You can't unfortunately remove your own skin. Not reversibly."

[Spritelady]

"Anime cheeks will start appearing on the cupboards"

[Spritelady]

"Are any of you familiar with the term 'far welted' as it applies to sheep?"

[po8crg]

"We can't do magic any more because the sheep are too healthy"

[Jafeth (Who is also here)]

"I got overtaken by a deer on the highway"
(extremely disturbed look)
"What did you think that meant?"
"Like being mugged or something?"

[Jafeth (Who is also here)]

"I am sorry that googling portugaling goose brings up bestiality videos not a Dutch species"
"That doesn't sound like a Google problem"

[dubsartur]

"The most damaging animal to people and livestock is the portugaling Goose"

"Do I need to quote Procopius' Secret History? Because I can quote Procopius' Secret History."

"is that a hard exoskeleton in your pants or are you just happy to see me "

"(Sentimental voice) It was Exilian where I first learned what an ovipositor was."

"So what I am hearing is that you have a catalogue of abominations on your laptop, subcategory Duck."

[Jubal]

"I need to look up the name of this thing being shoved up my nose by an alien"

[Jafeth (Who is also here)]

"If ducks knew how to do coke, they'd do it."

[Jafeth (Who is also here)]

"This is very much an abomination onto Nature. It's very cute."