Exilian Pub Out Of Context

[Jubal]

"Thucydides and Sun Tzu could write an article on modern American military strategy. It would be entitled 'Did we stutter?'"


"Ea-nasir would be responding to Google Reviews"
"Ea-nasir would be on LinkedIn"


"I need to make you snort some more mead."


"Chinggis Khan on LinkedIn"
"We've decided to synergise Eurasian religion!"
"Well they did do a lot of circling back."

[Jubal]

"Can someone write the chimp for me, please?"

[Jubal]

"If I'm going to have utterly misplaced faith in something, I'd like it to be tiny lizards."


"If you wear camo, stand on a table, and try to bayonet each other, that doesn't count."


"I'm in Hertford. It's in Hertfordshire, if you didn't know that."


"We have an AI guy and I've had to train him. I've said 'If you give me AI code, I'll beat you to death'."

"Democratically, T-Swizzle, never gonna pass the bar."

"That's not very good for this bar that I work in. I don't work here. I've never worked in a bar."

"I DEMAND THAT YOU GOOGLE BENJAMIN FRANKLIN AND ALE!"