Exilian Pub Out Of Context

[Jubal]

"Do fencing bouts all take about the same amount of time?"
"Yes, three minutes."
"Have you looked at Swiss systems?"
"You mean switching to using pikes?"


"I want to go home!"
"You're *at* home!"

[Jafeth (Who is also here)]

"don't you have to have peasants to have feudalism?!"

[Jubal]

"All the facts I know about Albania are depressing."
"Did you know they had a king called Zog?"
"Wasn't he also not great?"
"...true."

[Jubal]

"Well, I guess that's where they keep all the fairy smut."

[Jubal]

"Duel taxation - pistols at dawn to pay your fee"

"We utter the words 'pub crawl' and Owen is summoned!"

"Just out of interest, what do you think happened that caused Dutch literature to be so armadillo?"

[Jafeth (Who is also here)]

"I have dreams about James"

[Jubal]

"I have had many compliments, mostly on the basis of my looking like Jeffrey Dahmer"

"It's Hallowe'en, so James Bond's got to do his business"