Philosophical Consequences

Started by Jubal, August 15, 2010, 12:14:51 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

Skull

If I only ate roasted Khans,I would be very fat. :(
Quote from: The Khan on October 02, 2013, 11:36:33 AM
Skull, the one of poor grammar, the enemy of all Grammar Nazi and destroyer of all linguistic reasoning!

Jubal

If you were very fat, you would find tightrope walking harder.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

feet

If it was harder, then he might fall when attempting to walk on a tightrope.
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination

Head, shoulders, knees and toes. Knees and toes!

Dimos

If he might fall when attempting to walk on a tightrope, he'll never try to do tightrope walking at all...
Team member of: Europe 1080 / Southern Realms / Britannia 1100 Gold

Marcus

If he never tries to do tightrope walking at all, he'll never fall off a tightrope.
"So if you meet me, have some courtesy, have some sympathy, and some taste. Use all your well learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste."

Pentagathus

So not realising his tightrope skills have been compromised, he walks the tightrope. And falls.

Othko97

If he falls he will probably hurt himself in some manner
I am Othko, He who fell from the highest of places, Lord of That Bit Between High Places and Low Places Through Which One Falls In Transit Between them!


Jubal

If he hurts himself in some manner, he may be able to get compensation.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Scarlet

If he gets compensation, he might take up a hobby.. say.. trampolining?
like a bruise that would never go away, but she would cherish it for ever.

gellthîr i melethron nîn

nínim in menil

Othko97

If he takes up trampolining he might fall again...
I am Othko, He who fell from the highest of places, Lord of That Bit Between High Places and Low Places Through Which One Falls In Transit Between them!


Scarlet

If he falls again he might get bruised head..
like a bruise that would never go away, but she would cherish it for ever.

gellthîr i melethron nîn

nínim in menil

Jubal

If he gets a bruised head he may feel PAIN.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Scarlet

If he feels pain he might become aware of the harsh realities of life.
like a bruise that would never go away, but she would cherish it for ever.

gellthîr i melethron nîn

nínim in menil

Jubal

If he became aware of the harsh realities of life he might become upset.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Scarlet

If he becomes upset he might cry :(
like a bruise that would never go away, but she would cherish it for ever.

gellthîr i melethron nîn

nínim in menil