1] And, thank goodness, the only one.
2] At least, that's what the emissaries from Comcast told him.
3] It was originally going to be
Raiders of the Lost Potsherd from Trench 3B, but the "high realism" approach fell out of favour with the studio.
4] This always seems to happen to people on Tuesdays. Nobody is certain exactly why.
5] The studio didn't even have to worry about the fact this spoils the whole plot, since they're pretty sure "more punching Nazis" is never going to go out of fashion.
6] Before anyone objects, we are aware the The Taming of the Shrew was probably written in the Sixteenth Century. It just took until the seventeenth century for the film to come out, as any good Shakespeare scholar will happily corroborate.
7] She's Batman.
8] BECAUSE SHE'S BATMAN.
9] Unless they've seen a batman film before.
10] Given that some medieval English monks thought John was
possessed by the devil, and that one 20th century adaptation suggested that John was a cunningly disguised
humanoid robot from the planet Xeriphas, this may not actually be the worst historical explanation to date for John's reign.
11]
"Tis' but a scratch, but 'tis enough, 'twill serve"
"I'm sure it's only a glitch..."12] Also, every other film and play ever with lightsabers.
13] It turns out that killing your best friend and them coming back as a ghost to wreak your downfall is actually a surprisingly common plot point across different star systems.
14] Greatness not guaranteed for all users. Greatness is in the eye of the beholder, take it up with him if you have issues.