Change a Letter III

[comrade_general]

I know what you mean.

[Jubal]

I am not sure what to have for my next meal.

[Tusky]

veal

[Jubal]

I've discounted both that and seal meat as ideas already.

[comrade_general]

It's supposed to heal you right up.

[Jubal]

But I don't have any way to heat it for cooking purposes...

[Glaurung]

You should beat it very vigorously to add thermal energy.

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, a bear are it already.

[comrade_general]

Simply wait for it to come out of its rear.

[Jubal]

I asked it about that but it just said RAAR.

[Tusky]

That must have been scary. You know who scares me? Dominic Raab

[Jubal]

I asked the bear about Dominic. It said it'd prefer him in the form of a laab, which turns out to be a nicely made meat salad from Laos. It's a very culinarily discerning bear.

[comrade_general]

It is also known as larb.

[Jubal]

Best eaten of course whilst wearing traditional Laosian garb.

[comrade_general]

Is that the one with the barb on it?