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[Jubal]

I'd sooner take a foal from its mare than use the justice system for robbery!

[comrade_general]

That's a weird life goal.

[Jubal]

Not as weird as my plan to send a goat into space.

[comrade_general]

I'd like to have a moat around my house.

[Jubal]

Oh don't moan so much.

[comrade_general]

Have you seen the moon lately? It seems extra bright.

[Jubal]

Eh, everything is so grey that it feels a bit of a moot point at the moment.

[comrade_general]

*Gray like in the color of soot?

[Jubal]

Like the spot of dust on my windows.

[Tusky]

Easy to clean if you spit in a handkerchief and use it as a wipe

[comrade_general]

I'd rather slit my wrists.

[Jubal]

Slim chance of that happening, I think.

[comrade_general]

If I slip with a knife it might happen.

[Jubal]

You'd be more likely to just clip yourself.

[comrade_general]

I would still flip out regardless.