Change a Letter III

[Jubal]

Don't get yourself in such a flap.

[Tusky]

Agreed. In fact, give yourself a clap on the back

[Jubal]

Unless you're clad in spiky armour, in which case that could be painful.

[Tusky]

Ah, yes good point. I'm glad you mentioned that

[Glaurung]

You wouldn't want to goad him into hurting himself.

[Jubal]

That certainly wasn't my goal.

[Glaurung]

If he did, he wouldn't be able to look after his goat.

[Jubal]

That goat already has a moat around its enclosure.

[Tusky]

Can it be accessed with a boat?

[Jubal]

Yes, but the cabin boy is a total brat.

[Tusky]

It's only because of his constipation. He'd be fine if he ate more bran

[Glaurung]

Or even a single bean.

[Tusky]

These dietary tips are tough to beat

[Jubal]

Alas, his diet is just beet eaten raw.

[Glaurung]

Hmm, that'll keep him on his feet then!