Exilian Pub Out Of Context

[dubsartur]

"The only basement abominations i have are old artworks and abandoned hobbies."

"Certified 100% non-Communist by four Communist parties!"

[Jubal]

"I'm kind of short of abominations over here."
"Don't undersell yourself!"


"Maybe I just find horrifying amorphous blobs of flesh more charming than you do."

[Jafeth (Who is also here)]

"James, what's your chest size?"
No response
"I'll just assume the smallest size"

[Jubal]

"I want to start a business selling ice-cream at bank robberies now."


"I'm also not particularly connected to the old women community"


"I guess your cats in law are the ones you adopted, as opposed to your natural cats, which you gave birth to."

[Jubal]

"The geese are taking all the funding"
"Well chase them out of the office, damnit."


"Do games still use batteries?"
"..."
"I have been told that trying to follow what I'm talking about is like having a stroke."

[Jubal]

"If I were to grow a penis-rectum, I'd really rather not do a breach birth out of it."
"Is this an advert for caesarian sections?"

[Jubal]

"We love the sound of scissoring?"

[dubsartur]

"Please continue with the horrific book"

"Pretty much a fae trap"

"Well I've unlocked a new irrational fear when going to the loo in the middle of the night... "

"Do I need to get out the etymological dictionaries? "

[Jubal]

"An occasional shop for occasional people!"

"No people in my shop! Only squirrels!"


"Was it a full moon?"
"Let's not go back to waxing"
"I'm thoroughly waxed, thank you"

[kjelda]

"I would quite like to be a moon of Jupiter"

[Jubal]

"I've decided that contemplating a furry Jesus should be a euphemism for something, but I can't decide what"

"This isn't just an ovipositor. This is an M&S ovipositor."

"Halsin is mostly good as a side piece."

"All I knew about was the romance options and the sex scenes. Which I guess did encourage me to play it so here we are."

[Jubal]

"They've Marie Kondo'd the dungeon!"

"He has a finite volume, so if you examine every part of his flesh you could prove whether he has tentacles."

"What about fractal nanotentacles?"

[po8crg]

"I'm OK with the tentacles" -- James Baillie

[po8crg]

"I got assigned a foot fetish at the fencing club".

[po8crg]

"That's bigger than mine" (about a sword)