3 Word Story

[CN2]

rotten jelly babies

[stormcloud]

and minced up

[Private Clark]

dried octopus leg.

(could someone compile the whole story as of now? Im confused.)

[CN2]

Chapter 2-The Middle Bit

When Dave realised

(ill do that when i can,thank god for ms work lol)

[stormcloud]

So far on three word story.....

Once upon a dream, there was a rather old lettuce named Jon Jangle Jimmer Heimer Streupher Dorphenshmortz Hoofen Who liked playing with dead bodies, but suddenly one spontaneously combusted during a secret pagan luncheon held in Jubal's conservatory. He immediately blamed the accident on CN2, because CN2 was playing with explosives and a rusty pipe, once used in the study by Professor Plum who was having good times with Miss Scarlet's boobs.

CN2 was lynched by thirteen angry cookies because he tried to eat the mother of Jon Bon Jovi who destroyed the Vatican because it the pope had excommunicated his favourite teddy bear called Johnny Jim Jamerson. So, the Swiss made some tasty chocolate with nuts which they then put marshmallows in and shoved it in a large part of a brightly coloured mechanical big yellow duck that then destroyed the Twin Towers where that geezer called Algy worked. It then went pop, complimented by a sudden loud fart like noise emitted by a dwarf on Runescape who molested a squirrel named Nutzorzroorzorzez.

Nutzorzroorzorzez then went to play soduko in Krung

[CN2]

Great going guys,we should publish this :lol:                                                                                                                        

You didnt put $UP

[stormcloud]

I refuse your $UP

[Private Clark]

amputizer who promptly

[Gen_Glory]

removed his 'pinto' (from QI last night (mean small penis))

[stormcloud]

(oh yay an ad for a gay patnership site)

as well as

[Andalus]

his yellow duck.

[CN2]

So he died

[stormcloud]

in the loosest

[Gen_Glory]

belt he could

[Andalus]

plait round his