Official Exilian Mafia Game - Completed

[Son of the King]

*Dies from laughing*...

Oh wait I'm already dead...

[Vile Shrubo]

Remember kids if you want to make cooked stormcloud, get an adult to do the oven bit for you, because its hot, although it is very fun!
And remember  235c,  gas mark6.
Muhuwahahaaaa!!!

And just for the record, it would have been you i would have smoked next CN2!!! :ph43r:

[stormcloud]

ever so genuine moronity showing there

I iz to phat to go in oven

[CN2]

LOL!  ROFL!  LMAO!!!

So I take it VS is some crazed dinner lady who like to cook her children :lol:

[Vile Shrubo]

If i die by you stupid townies :zegun: , i want to
shoot CN2 in the crotch :lol:          (not the leg)!!!
Muhuwahahaaaaaa!!! :ph43r:

[CN2]

Thats not very nice. *calls angry mob*

" Lynch HIM! "!!!

[Son of the King]

Hurry up with the write up PC...

[CN2]

Jaa the town are pretty bloodthirsty even the dead ones.

[stormcloud]

<sing>we are the angry mob, we like who we like, we hate who we hate but we're also easily swayed</sing>

[Private Clark]

End of Day

The mob caught up with Vile Shrubo at the docks where he was seen engaged in discussion with a figure swathed in shadow. as the cries reached their ears the unknown man turned and fled while VS calmly into his pocket drawing a colt. The mob, oblivious to the dangerous weapon charged forward. A shot rang, CN2 stumbled and fell forward clutching between his legs. He promptly got up however, no blood had been spilt as the crowd rushed on VS's confidence seemed to ebb. Quickly he put the gun to his head and fired, the townies where sprayed with blood and gore however VS was quite dead. Upon searching him they found he was a Mafia Goon!1!1!!1!1!. After the event, CN2 removed his kevlar bulletproof cup - his wife had told him was a stupid purchase and that hes was a moron - he had been saving for such an ocasion. He could still see the metal of the bullet flattened against it.

VS has commited suicide instead of being lynched.

24 h to get night actions in.

[stormcloud]

lol bulletproof cup

[Private Clark]

Yeah cause two injuries in one game would have been unfair.

[Private Clark]

Day has come

As the town gathred they noticed Andalus had not joined them. As they congregated around his house they noticed that door had been broken down, instantly they feared the worse. As they penetrated into the bedroom they found Andalus sprawled on his bed, interestingly there was no blood pooled around him. As they entered he opened his eyes and looked at them, he pulled the cover off himself which incidentaly had two holes where his chest had been, as he pulled the cover off they notced the bulletproof vest he was wearing, it had two flattened slugs in it. As long as they had known him they had thought him a bulky man with a weakened heart, however now they realized he wore a bulletproof jacket at all times and had lent the cup to CN2.

Andalus has survived a mafia hit.

[stormcloud]

                                                       oh bugger, I knew the mess of a head shot would be worth it *leaves town quickly*

I guess that it was a bit mean, trying to kill the only other person of questionable innocence, leaving CN2 in a sense of futile despair as night approaches

but it is a bit meaner not letting me do it when I should be allowed :angry:      

Can I has escape?

[stormcloud]

oh yeah why didn't VS and Andalus get names?