Change a Letter III

[Jubal]

The Triad will kill all those who cannot understand!

[comrade_general]

They will certainly go to trial for that.

[Jubal]

And be eaten by the Bug-Blatter Beast of Traal?

[comrade_general]

Yes, I think that thing lives in the town of Trail, Ohio.

[Jubal]

Can we get a train there?

[comrade_general]

I'll search my brain but I highly doubt it.

[Jubal]

Ah well. I'll stock up with grain to feed the horse, then.

[comrade_general]

A what? A GRAIL?!?!?!

[Jubal]

I feel frail.

[comrade_general]

Pick up a flail, then you'll feel stronger.

[Jubal]

What if I fail?

[comrade_general]

Bail out!

[Jubal]

That child is starting to bawl. Its tears may sink this ship!

[comrade_general]

Throw a dodge-ball at its face. Hard.

[Jubal]

It's too tall!