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[comrade_general]

Only if it's a recipe book so you can cook a nice meal.

[Glaurung]

Food That would be cool!

[Cuddly Khan]

But I want a warm pool!

[comrade_general]

You are a fool, Khan, and the Queen's men will be hunting for you!

[Cuddly Khan]

I really don't care, as long as I get food.

[comrade_general]

That's good.

[Jubal]

They say there is a city near here where the streets are paved with gold!


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You are a fool, Khan, and the Queen's men will be hunting for you!

I understood this reference. 

[comrade_general]

I lol'd.

[Othko97]

Took forever for this darn page to load

[comrade_general]

Like a flattened toad on the highway.

[Othko97]

I didn't need to be told that.

[comrade_general]

That is the toll.

[Othko97]

That's barbaric, just take a poll.

[comrade_general]

I'd rather take a dip in the pool.

[Othko97]

Then you are a fool.