Would you rather?

[Son of the King]

Screwdriver, much more commonly needed.

Turkey or chicken?

[Jubal]

Chicken. I do eat turkey happily, but I think chicken is uncontroversially the more culinarily flexible meat.

Hacksaw or spirit level?

[The Seamstress]

Spirit level.

Christmas or New Year's Eve?

[Jubal]

Christmas.

Stockings or under the tree?

[The Seamstress]

Under the tree.

Eat 2 kilograms of cookies in one hour or 10 kilograms of cookies over the course of three days?

[Jubal]

10kg over three days I think, at least then I can space it out a bit.


Geese or ducks?

[Tusky]

Can I have mallards as the duck option? if so ducks. Else Geese.

Building a snowman or sledging?

[The Seamstress]

Building a snowman, less risk of hurting myself.

Be judged by a rabbit (by being stared at relentlessly) while not knowing what you have done, or be (verbally) judged by a human while knowing full well what you have done?

[Jubal]

Rabbit, absolutely.

Headache or footache?

[The Seamstress]

Footache.

Play the villain in an episode of "Murder, She Wrote" or in "Columbo"?

[Jubal]

Columbo seems fun.

  or  ?

[The Seamstress]

(the classic)

Not eat any dairy or any wheat for six months?

[Jubal]

No dairy, that might be good for me though I would hate it. Lots of earl grey tea would beckon.

Sunrise or sunset?

[Son of the King]

Sunset, sunrise is too early.

Full moon or crescent moon?

[Jubal]

Full.

Burp loudly or hiccup quietly?