Spoil a wish

[Jubal]

Forming healthier life habits isn't so difficult. Sticking to them unfortunately still is.

I wish I had spent today doing more useful things than making a guesswork spreadsheet for a set of minor internal elections that nobody will be interested in.

[The Seamstress]

You spent today doing more useful things than making a guesswork spreadsheet, though it was useful by hamster standards, meaning you spent the day collecting food in your cheeks while looking silly and cute.

I wish my life felt more magical.

[Jubal]

Your life feels more magical! Unfortunately the magic in question is fairy prank magic and now you can never find anything in your house and your milk keeps curdling weirdly.

I wish I was better at humaning

[The Seamstress]

You're better at humaning. Still most other humans are bad at humaning, so you feel quite out of place.

I wish it was autumn all year round.

[Jubal]

It is autumn all year round. This causes mass ecosystem collapse because of the lack of a summer, and everyone starves.

I wish I felt more comforted by existence.