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Fortunately, Unfortunately
« on: December 10, 2012, 07:49:45 PM »
I'm not sure if you all already know how to play this but here goes.

One person say something good happens and the other something bad happens.

eg.
Person 1: Once upon a time there was a princess, unfortunately she was stuck in a tower.
Person 2: Fortunately, one day, a prince came to save her.
Person 3: Unfortunately the prince fell down a hole on the way there and died.
Person 2: Fortunately there were some stairs so the princes could just walk out anyway.

etc.




Ok, so I'll start.

One day Bob was on his way to the pool to have a swim, unfortunately it started raining.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2012, 08:08:22 PM »
Fortunately, Bob slipped, hit his head and then promptly drowned in the pool so the fact that it was raining didn't matter at all to him.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2012, 08:10:30 PM »
Unfortunately a passing lvl 9 cleric resurrected Bob so he had to deal with the rain after all

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2012, 08:31:21 PM »
Fortunately, the cleric had an umbrella and gave it to Bob, so Bob was better able to deal with the rain.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2012, 08:38:43 PM »
Unfortunately, the umbrella seemed to work perfectly fine at that particular moment.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2012, 09:55:38 PM »
Fortunately, the rain stoped after a while, so the umbrella was of no use anymore...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2012, 10:44:20 PM »
Unfortunately, the possibility of Bob's unexpected unnatural death is now a lot smaller.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2012, 07:08:31 AM »
Fortunately, the lvl 9 Cleric leveled up to a lvl 10 Cleric, making the possibility of 'Bob's unexpected unnatural death' much less likely to happen.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2012, 09:56:47 AM »
Unfortunately, a new edition of the Rules That Be was released and clerics got nerfed, making wizards now a far better build.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2012, 01:23:52 PM »
Fortunately, Bob suffers an unexpected cardiac arrest.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2012, 09:22:52 PM »
Unfortunately god does exist and he sends Bob to hell for eternal torment. What a alpaca.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2012, 10:32:09 AM »
Fortunately, in Hell, Satan offers him a deal, that if he worked as an agent for him than he could go back into the real world... as a daemon in service of the devil.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2012, 01:35:51 PM »
Unfortunately, he proves to be incapable of such task so the devil rips his soul apart.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2012, 02:42:59 PM »
Fortunately, Bob's friend the cleric (now level 12) reconstructs his soul and resurrects him again.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2012, 05:00:48 PM »
Unfortunately, Bob comes back to life as a horribly degenerated, mewling spawn with almost no signs of rational thought.
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