Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Jubal]

Fortunately this floods out the wool factory owned by the vengeful smaller iguanas (remember those guys?) whose plans to smother the world in a giant woolly jumper are thus finally ended.

[Tusky]

Unfortunately there is still quite a disastrous flood going on.

The badgers, squirrels and other assorted wildlife are in a certain amount of peril

[Jubal]

Fortunately they can hide.

Hide under what, you ask?

Returning from spores, a fungal canopy so broad it forms a safe place above the waters. A mycelial miracle of life as decay, saving the assorted wildlife from the raging waters.

Is it? Could it really be?

They do not know how it got here, where it came from, or what comes next. They only know that this is...

The
Mighty
Mushroom
Of
Mundifron!

[Tusky]

Unfortunately they are do not realise the power of TMMOM, and try to hide under a collapsing building.

[Jubal]

Fortunately, the Mushroom stabilises the collapsing building with mycelial strands.

[Tusky]

Unforuntately we have forgotten a force that even the mushroom cannot contend with...

[Jubal]

Fortunately, that force is gravity, and it operates whether or not we are aware of its existence.

[Tusky]

Therefore, unforuntately, the tendrils are not able to withstand the force of gravity

[Jubal]

Fortunately, the earth being underneath the mushroom does help hold everything up rather.

[Tusky]

Unfortunately whilst the mushroom is safe, the tendrils were off at an angle and could not help some of the building parts bonking some of the animals on the head, who now have sore lumps to deal with

[Jubal]

Fortunately Professor McBlusterfluff's Highly Trained Titmouse is present and is a registered and qualified medical doctor