Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Cuddly Khan]

I'm not sure if you all already know how to play this but here goes.

One person say something good happens and the other something bad happens.

eg.
Person 1: Once upon a time there was a princess, unfortunately she was stuck in a tower.
Person 2: Fortunately, one day, a prince came to save her.
Person 3: Unfortunately the prince fell down a hole on the way there and died.
Person 2: Fortunately there were some stairs so the princes could just walk out anyway.

etc.




Ok, so I'll start.

One day Bob was on his way to the pool to have a swim, unfortunately it started raining.

[Silver Wolf]

Fortunately, Bob slipped, hit his head and then promptly drowned in the pool so the fact that it was raining didn't matter at all to him.

[Doomchild]

Unfortunately a passing lvl 9 cleric resurrected Bob so he had to deal with the rain after all

[Jubal]

Fortunately, the cleric had an umbrella and gave it to Bob, so Bob was better able to deal with the rain.

[Silver Wolf]

Unfortunately, the umbrella seemed to work perfectly fine at that particular moment.

[Dimos]

Fortunately, the rain stoped after a while, so the umbrella was of no use anymore...

[Silver Wolf]

Unfortunately, the possibility of Bob's unexpected unnatural death is now a lot smaller.

[Cuddly Khan]

Fortunately, the lvl 9 Cleric leveled up to a lvl 10 Cleric, making the possibility of 'Bob's unexpected unnatural death' much less likely to happen.

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, a new edition of the Rules That Be was released and clerics got nerfed, making wizards now a far better build.

[Silver Wolf]

Fortunately, Bob suffers an unexpected cardiac arrest.

[Pentagathus]

Unfortunately god does exist and he sends Bob to hell for eternal torment. What a alpaca.

[Cuddly Khan]

Fortunately, in Hell, Satan offers him a deal, that if he worked as an agent for him than he could go back into the real world... as a daemon in service of the devil.

[Silver Wolf]

Unfortunately, he proves to be incapable of such task so the devil rips his soul apart.

[Jubal]

Fortunately, Bob's friend the cleric (now level 12) reconstructs his soul and resurrects him again.

[Silver Wolf]

Unfortunately, Bob comes back to life as a horribly degenerated, mewling spawn with almost no signs of rational thought.