Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[The Seamstress]

Because according to their name they were made for air and humans aren't air.

Why shouldn't you judge a book by its cover?

[Jubal]

What's undercover is classified and you might get arrested for judging it

Why are there not more flavours of tomato?

[The Seamstress]

Copyright infringement.

What is my destiny?

[Jubal]

You are fated to post again in this thread!

Where can I find a good oracle these days?

[The Seamstress]

The dark web. But I'm actually not supposed to tell you, oracles are illegal and good ones are illegaler.

Why were wolves/dogs domesticated and bears were not?

[Jubal]

Patriarchy. They say dogs are a man's best friend, but that women choose the bear.

Why is there still cross stitch? What does a stitch even have to be upset about??

[The Seamstress]

The world, I guess. Every stitch has angry tendencies, they spend their existence stabbing things so that's only reasonable.

Is there actually intelligent life on earth?

[Jubal]

Yes, desmans are very wise little beings.

On the same topic, why is the running stitch running? What does it fear?