Would you rather?

[Jubal]

I think I'd go for the intelligent alien, I'd be interested to know what they'd be like.

Lombards or Vandals?

[The Seamstress]

I don't really know much about either of those, so I'll say Lombards more or less randomly?

Be transformed into an emu or a great bustard? You'd still have your human mind and live among humans, you'd just be in the body of the birb.

[Jubal]

Bustard.

Grazers or Dendrites?