Outrageous lies about the person above you

[Andalus]

Stormcloud features on paeg 3 of the Daily Sport

[stormcloud]

Andalus features on the Daily Sports free DVDs

[Private Clark]

SC features in the "Rejected" page of Maxim Magazine.

[CN2]

Private Clark is a teacher and he likes to play classical music to annoy his students  ( I do actually have a teacher that does that :blink:                                                    )

[stormcloud]

CN2 jumps of a different cliff every second Thursday of every other month during years divisible by four

[CN2]

Stormcloud thinks there is a boogy man hiding in his closet,when in fact he keeps a gypsy in there.

[stormcloud]

CN2 often frequents the dodgier parts of Grimsby on the look out for competitive cheese racers, in the hope that he will add to his pet cheeses, Pongy LeWendslydale, world record winning streak

[stormcloud]

I don't want to revive this thread

[Gmd]

stormcloud is atually Steven Hawkin!

[stormcloud]

Gmd is really a swan who fantasises over being a duck

[Jubal]

GMD lives in my duckpond!


EDIT; beaten to it.

[stormcloud]

Jubal lives in his duckpond as well

[CN2]

And stormcloud feasts on the spiders living in the duck pond.

[stormcloud]

and CN2 feasts on the snails in said duck pond

[CN2]

At least I dont *ahem* lick out the shells *calls*