Outrageous lies about the person above you

[Private Clark]

That isnt actualy Andalus in his avatar.

[Andalus]

Damn, how did you find me out?

Private Clark used to be a Major, but was demoted for inappropriately touching the General's Labrador

[Private Clark]

That gold linning on the helmet isnt really gold.... its brass.

W00T 500th Post

[CN2]

Thats not really your 500th post,Jubal changed your tally to make you feel happy.

[stormcloud]

CN2 doesn't truly exist, he is actually a glitch in the matrix

[CN2]

Stormcloud is the old woman form the Matrix (Oracle?)

[Andalus]

CN2 is actually my father, by means of an accident with a time machine and a contraceptive.

[stormcloud]

Andalus has modded Rome:TW to make all spear units do a pole dance as form of attack

[Private Clark]

Stormcloud downloaded that mod

[CN2]

and Private Clark is aroused by it...

[Jubal]

CN2 is actually my father, by means of an accident with a time machine and a contraceptive.

Zaphod is teh awesumne$$. Internets to you for the quote.

[stormcloud]

Jubal has probems with his keyboards s key

[CN2]

But stormcloud does not need the keyboard,he looks at the screen and the words appear. 0o0ohhh

[stormcloud]

CN2 has major problems with belly button lint

[CN2]

Stormcloud put me on fire again! Yes it was he who did it the first time!