Outrageous lies about the person above you

[Gen_Glory]

stormcloud has his avatar painted on the front of his house

[stormcloud]

Dripping D has a naughty blow up doll of his avatar

[Gen_Glory]

lol you fool i am my avatar

stormcloud  has an inappropriate obect *ahem*  in the style of his avatar

[stormcloud]

exactly, you love yourself too much

Dripping D has converted an orc to look like his avatar

[Gen_Glory]

stormcloud has converted a guardsman to look like his avatar

[stormcloud]

Dripping D has converted a bedroom into a shrine for his avatar

[Gen_Glory]

stormcloud is the worlds greatest fan of desperate housewives
2nd place goes to his avatar

[stormcloud]

Dripping D is the number one fan of Jeremy Kyles guests
finally people he can view as equals

[Gen_Glory]

stormcloud is the man that went on trisha to cure his fear of scotch eggs (true no joke)

[stormcloud]

Dripping D was refused a place on Jeremy Kyle because his story was just to appalling

[Gen_Glory]

stormcloud is the sole subscriber to 'what celebs do at 0:00am on a Sunday' magasine

[stormcloud]

Dripping D writes and published the magazine 'dancing on melted ice'

[Gen_Glory]

stormcloud was this years reasonably sane guest on 'C4's Mental Asylum'  aka   'Big Brother'

only to be voted out in the first few seconds

[stormcloud]

Dripping D was rejected as a Big Brother contestant for being too crazy

[Andalus]

Stormcloud thought Animal Farm was a pop-up book for children.