Outrageous lies about the person above you

[CN2]

Andalus has an iron heart. He broke it when his mum forgot to tuck him in. ( heart not lung                                                        )

[Gen_Glory]

CN2 has a steel jaw due to trying to bite a honey badger

[stormcloud]

Dripping D has a steel finger because he was inappropriately probing a dogs mouth

[Gen_Glory]

stormcloud has a golden *ahem* due to an unfortunate smelting accident
(hes also from Holland isnt that weird?)

[stormcloud]

Dripping D is actually the most active person here, he has two accounts stormcloud is the other

[Gen_Glory]

OMG how did you find out?

stormcloud is actually Paris Hilton

[Jubal]

Ergo, so is Dripping D.

[Gen_Glory]

jubal is in fact Jackie Chan

[CN2]

DD is infact the sushi guy who lives down my road.

[Goldyrulz]

CN2 is in fact a bodyguard for someone already (grrr)

[CN2]

Yes I am, Zibbit in fact. But im shareable!

Goldy is really made of silver

[Goldyrulz]

what, never!

CN2 is really GMDs duckguard

[Gen_Glory]

goldy is in fact a duck of Gmd's

[Goldyrulz]

DD is in fact CN2's bodyguard

[Gen_Glory]

gold is in fact my bodyguard